What Chicagoans have to say about their wieners: 

  • “It’s not about the size; it’s about the flavor.” 
  • “The buns make them look smaller than they actually are.
  • “They shrink in the cold.”  

What Angelenos have to say about their wieners:

  • “I can’t even fit my mouth around our wieners!” 
  • “I saw Brad Pitt walking down Rodeo Drive with a HUGE wiener! I was so excited!” 
  • “Our wieners are both large AND gluten-free.” 

 — T. Harris