From Worst to Best:
- Pauli Murray – Too far
- Benjamin Franklin – Where this guy named Trent lives
- Silliman – Has “man” in name
- Morse – Trent’s lacrosse gear takes up three seats
- Jonathan Edwards – Costs two meal swipes and an insider trading secret
- Grace Hopper – Actually not good
- Davenport – Trent eats there on Tuesdays, and once, he called my screenplay “formulaic”
- Trumbull – At 3:01 PM, they bring out riot shields
- Stiles – The Moose Bisque is well seasoned but lacks character
- Pierson – Less racist than it used to be
- Berkeley – Where Trent broke up with me. Good pizza, though
- TD – Short acronym
—Staff
