Welcome to your Who should you root for in Yale’s first-round matchup with LSU?

Do you root for the underdog?

Do you root for teams that have an undersized dog for a mascot?

Do you root for teams that happen to have an undersized dog named Handsome Dan for a mascot?

By Handsome Dan, are you referring to your good-looking, 4’10”, uncut Uncle Dan who you call ‘my dawg’, or the live mascot of an Ivy League school?
Do you have Handsome Dan tatted on your left butt cheek?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What colors are you repping on Thursday?

Your new question!

Where do you go to college?


— D. Hou