Who Should You Root For In Yale’s First-Round Matchup With LSU? FeaturesQuizzes Mar 21, 2019 Welcome to your Who should you root for in Yale’s first-round matchup with LSU? Do you root for the underdog? Yes NoDo you root for teams that have an undersized dog for a mascot? Yes NoDo you root for teams that happen to have an undersized dog named Handsome Dan for a mascot? Yes Boola BoolaBy Handsome Dan, are you referring to your good-looking, 4’10”, uncut Uncle Dan who you call ‘my dawg’, or the live mascot of an Ivy League school? Uncle Dan is sexy, but I wouldn’t call him handsome Uncle Dan is sexy AND handsome, but I’m talking about the mascotDo you have Handsome Dan tatted on your left butt cheek? Of course, who do you think I am No, but I have Peter Salovey in a Handsome Dan costumeWhat the hell is wrong with you? Yes I have Marvin Chun on the right cheekWhat colors are you repping on Thursday? Yale Blue and White Pete n MarvYour new question! Where do you go to college? Yale Wofford College — D. Hou SIMILAR ARTICLES Here Is What’s Really In The Coronavirus Relief Bill Jan 3, 2021 Op-Ed: Dr. Madame First Lady, Drop The “Jill” Dec 30, 2020 Report: Jesus Not A Big Birthday Guy Dec 25, 2020