Comey, false allegations of wiretapping, NSA, CIA … we get it, there’s a lot going on. But we also understand that for these questions, the fact that you had to ask them would be a lot more revealing than any explanation could be, so we did you a favor and answered them for you here.
- No, not since 2011.
- Only on Wednesdays.
- Yes…and no.
- Let’s just say there’s a reason they call him “The Cavity Haver.”
- Ask your mother.
- Not exactly…
- No one knows but Frankie Muniz, and good luck getting him to spill the beans!
- Sometimes, but not always.
- You know how nothing makes your hardwood floors sparkle like a wet mop? It’s kind of like that.
- No, and they never will.
- The question is the answer.
- The first would be precise but not accurate; the second, accurate but not precise!