What Type of Benign Cyst Are You? FeaturesQuizzes Jan 14, 2016 What is your favorite sandwich spread? Peanut Butter Jelly Butter Mayonnaise I like a dry sandwichWhen you were little you played with: An Easy-Bake Oven® Silly Putty® Troll dolls Marbles Sticks and dirtHow would you describe yourself? Always on a joint Sometimes spongy, sometimes firm Hairy Full of fluid I am nothing, really. Aren’t we all just plunging headlong into the abyss?Favorite Pastime? Baking Playing drums and other wrist activities Butt things, I suppose Sexual intercourse Not causing troubleGrowing up, your friends always said that you’re: Arthritic Unmovable A pain in the ass Unlucky I have, and never have had, friends. I wish I had a friend or at least a mild acquaintance to keep me company, as it is dark and lonely inside of this ovary. If I had just one other cyst by my side, I could spend my lifetime savoring the knowledge that someone else in this godforsaken human body has experienced my presence before I inevitably perish and fade into oblivion.Do you require a-cyst-ance? No, it's probably fine Maybe? Yes please YES NOW No, why?Be sure to click Submit Quiz to see your results! —L. Unsworth SIMILAR ARTICLES 10 Phrases That Make More Sense Than “If You Can’t Handle The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen” Mar 4, 2023 Opinion: Jimmy Carter Won’t die Feb 22, 2023 The Record Perspective – February 16th, 2023 Feb 16, 2023
