Pope Innocent V (ironically)

Pope Whoremonger II (less ironically)

Pope Benedict Roman Numerals

Pope Urban X (surprisingly lascivious)

Pope “Urban” XI (surprisingly “articulate,” brought a

“diverse” and “sassy” perspective to the Church)

Pope xXxChildLoverxXx@hotmail.com

Pope Boniface VIII (nicknamed “Pope Boner Face”)

Pope Leo V: The Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back

Pope John XX (established skirt-chaser)

Antipope John XX (his arch nemesis in skirt-chasing)

Pope Lecherus V (actually a pretty good guy)

Pope Gregory LXIX (the name says it all)

—S. Savitz