- The ice (with a hilarious chemistry joke about an ion who’s positive he just lost an electron)
- Bread (usually called slicing)
- Laws
- Free (Soarin’, flyin’)
- Walt Jr.’s crutches, as a hilarious prank
- The fourth wall, in order to explain the deep political chess match he’s playing (scratch that, wrong anti-hero)
- More laws
- Up with Skyler
- A sweat, when he realizes his hero is finally romantically available and decides to go for it (wait just kidding, that’s me)
- Into tears, when his hero rejects his love (whoops, that’s also me)
- My heart
—A. Kinnane
