Telling your roommate not wear a lanyard
Paying for someone’s first Woad’s
Paying someone not to go to Soad’s
Giving your TD friend a free tour of Yale’s campus
Telling someone their LDub common room is cozy, not small
Drunkenly buying a drunk stranger’s first drunk Wenzel
Praising Morse and Stiles’ lack of 90 degree angles as “refreshing”
Buying tissues for your friend in DS
Only taking one free condom at a time—seriously, you don’t use that many

—G. Smilow