-Your DS readings
-2,000 lbs of poisoned fruit
-A dead meercat
-A dying meercat
-Cannibals
-Satellite phone powered by AT&T (their rates are so high)
-A love of winter
-A gigantic sign saying “I’m fine”
-An Urdu translation of “How to escape desert islands”
-Syphilis
-A finely tuned palate
-A finely tuned ukulele
-This list piece

—Staff