Got an inner Snooki or Situation yearning to break free? For $2,500 a night, you can rent the Jersey Shore pad in Seaside Heights. What happens next?• I spend $2,400 on booze and get drunk enough to believe my own apartment is the Jersey Shore pad. As I understand economics, this basically amounts to my having earned $100 for getting drunk, which is pretty cool if you think about it.
• I introduce America to my one-pack, which I’ve affectionately nicknamed “The Reason I Don’t Get Laid”
• MTV begins filming all rentals for new show, My Super Sweet Impression of The Jersey Shore
• Overwhelming popularity leads to franchising; within six months one can hang out in a replica Jersey Shore pad in such awesome locales as Orlando, Branson, and Shenzhen, China
• Leno does insanely lame Lindsay Lohan joke about this.
• I introduce America to my one-pack, which I’ve affectionately nicknamed “The Reason I Don’t Get Laid”
• MTV begins filming all rentals for new show, My Super Sweet Impression of The Jersey Shore
• Overwhelming popularity leads to franchising; within six months one can hang out in a replica Jersey Shore pad in such awesome locales as Orlando, Branson, and Shenzhen, China
• Leno does insanely lame Lindsay Lohan joke about this.
—Staff
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