This article originally appeared in the 2018 First Year Issue
In the library, near the books
In your room, in the bed
In the Film Center so that you both can watch Inside the Actors’ Studio
In your professor’s house when they invite you for that end of semester dinner you know is gonna suck
In the McCullough Student Center at Middlebury College. That’s allowed because I never said which campus!
Out a window in Harkness Tower so that your semen gains enough speed on the descent to kill someone
At Makeout Point
— J. Houston