- Real sick and tired of dealing with racist opponents
- Secretly Daniel Day-Lewis in disguise
- Iconic fashion sense
- Not great with emails
- Didn’t fight on the front lines of the Civil War
- Prevented opponents from conquering a “Hill”
- Pants tailored differently from those of most presidents
- Both had sex in the White House
- Both were the subjects of much fanfiction costarring Barack Obama
- Abe had a secretary named Kennedy; Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln; neither had a secretary named Clinton
—Staff
