• Ugly pets
• Inside jokes
• Poverty – because that will create an incentive for poor people to make money [Shut up, Herman—Ed.]
• Irritatingly described foods like “hand-tossed artisanal nut medley” and “flash-seared free-range tilapia with broadleaf oak sap demiglaze”
• Murderous golems
• [through bullhorn] WALL STREET! WALL STREET! WALL STREET! WALL STREET!
• Irritatingly described foods like “hand-tossed artisanal nut medley” and “flash-seared free-range tilapia with broadleaf oak sap demiglaze”
• Murderous golems
• [through bullhorn] WALL STREET! WALL STREET! WALL STREET! WALL STREET!
—Staff (Chernicoff, Orlin)
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