Last week, Republican Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum accused gay people of running a “jihad” against him. What else are gays and lesbians jihading over?
• Tim Gunn’s acting in The Smurfs
• new Suburu stick-shift difficult for smaller hands
• presence of infidels in holy city of Provincetown
• good-for-nothing casting director
• adoption of slogan “It Gets Better” by GOP
• infidels’ refusal to institute Shakira law
• no Criterion Collection edition of Rocky Horror Picture Show
• pleated pants
• U-Haul banner ads on Chemistry.com. It’s 2011, people.
—Staff (Bildersee, Bolin, Chernicoff, Gerber, Orlin, Robalino)
