A Northwestern University study has concluded that bisexual men actually do exist. How could they tell?
• Bible says so
• Own complicated feelings towards compression shorts
• Well, we’d all had a little too much to drink and…
• Two-year subscription to Men’s Health
• Applying Occam’s Razor to the marriages of Liza Minnelli
• Watching Dr. Thomas play “fuck/marry/kill”
• Teeth left under pillows replaced with bisexual coins
• Put up flier offering free coffee and danish to bisexual men, people showed up
• Staff retreat last year was to Bangkok
• Listen: what happens at Northwestern, stays at Northwestern.
—Staff
