• Just stepped out for lunch around the corner. Why, is something going on?
• Doing laundry at Mom’s
• Taking his shoes off at airport security
• Deep in the ball pit at a Chuck E. Cheese’s in Patchogue
• Right where you left him, silly
• Taking a few years out of the spotlight to reconnect with his roots, reinvent his image and plan a comeback tour
• Stuck in the slow lane on I-90
• Returning stolen clothes to Lady Gaga
• Bengals training camp
• Interminable conference call
• On a Libyan rebel skiff, en route to a sarlacc pit
• Nephew’s bris
• In a bunker, furiously editing the Wikipedia article for the 2011 Libyan civil war
• Ask Pakistani Intelligence!
• Walking around Tripoli thinking, “Wow, parting your hair on the other side really does make a difference.”
—Staff
