Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But really any flower
Smells better than you.
When near me you sit
At 11:35,
I never can snooze,
‘Cause I feel so alive.
I really admire
That you so deeply care
About the environment
And keeping it fair.
I know I for one
Shorter showers should take;
We all must save water
For ecology’s sake!
But I could never bathe
So rarely as you –
I just need to be clean,
And I must have shampoo.
I think of you lots;
It’s almost routine.
Your scent is so memorable,
And no one’s more green.
Your carbon footprint
Is just so pretty
And your dedication
Incredibly gritty.
And so while before
I had been tongue-tied –
my thoughts about you
I always would hide –
It’s finally the time
When I have the good luck
To say what I feel:
Bruh – what the actual fuck.
—R. Mirchandani
