NATION RELIEVED TO SEE HANDSOME, WELL-EDUCATED, AFFLUENT WHITE MALE QUARTERBACK PLAYING FOR COASTAL ELITE CITY FINALLY SUCCEED FOR FIFTH TIME
“OK, THIS IS JUST THE LAST STRAW,” DECLARES CLINTON-SUPPORTING HARVARD-AFFILIATED CARRIE FISHER-ADORING FALCONS FAN
CRAZY COINCIDENCE: THIS MAN DOESN’T SEE RACE, BUT ALL OF HIS FRIENDS HAPPEN TO BE WHITE
