Should You Stop Watching Gilmore Girls? FeaturesQuizzes Nov 28, 2016 Do you find yourself craving coffee? No more than usual I ordered a $3,000 cappuccino machine this morningDo you find yourself forcing those around you to engage in weak banter sprinkled with early 2000s references? Oh yeah, I’m a regular Craig Kilborn, host of the Late Late show from 1999 to 2004 No way, I’m no Craig Kilborn, host of the Late Late show from 1999 to 2004How’s your relationship with your mother? Still strained after I became pregnant at sixteen and remained a disappointment in her eyes despite my best efforts, so I resort to sarcasm and lies to protect my fragile ego Like a five out of ten?How’s your relationship with your daughter? Creepily close, to the point where my judgment as a parent is often blurred by a relentless pursuit of the youth I sacrificed for her I don’t have a daughter What do you do if you’re out on the road, feeling lonely and so cold? Call your name, because you’ll be here on the next train Is that a reference to something? It feels contrived Did you enjoy this quiz? No, because I’ve never seen Gilmore Girls – neither the show nor this quiz have universal appeal, and the specific references fly over my head No, because it exposed my zombie-like devotion to the soft-drama of a small town family SIMILAR ARTICLES How To Overcome Study-Abroad-Induced Alcoholism Sep 3, 2024 Our Club Is An Inclusive Space And Accepts All Sep 3, 2024 Drinking Games Sep 3, 2024
