The harvest season is upon us. There’s nothing better than cozying up in your perfectly curated living room with a pumpkin spice latte and a spoonful of straight cinnamon, right? Wrong. Pumpkin spice is so passé. These new fall flavors are going to rock your world.
- Leaves: They’re basically kale chips, just infused with earthy flavors and tiny ants crawling over them. Your Pinterest followers are going to eat up all your new and aesthetic dirt-to-table recipes.Â
- Falling: The orange and gold leaves drifting from the treetops are a quintessential fixture of fall. There is nothing more autumnal than freefall. With your first sip of coffee each morning, you’ll be jolted wide awake, downward.Â
- Pumpkin vice: Give your future New Year’s resolutions something to work with. Fall’s never tasted so sweet. What more is there to autumn than a November you won’t remember?
- Existentialism: The days grow shorter and the air crisper. The seasons change. Nothing will ever be the same again. Sipping your $8 Starbucks coffee forces you to ponder how death is inevitable and your best days are already behind you, escaping your grasp so fast. This one has notes of citrus!Â
- Nutmeg
–L. Day-Richter
