| Democratic Party | Republican Party |
| Anteater | Rhinoceros |
| Hot Cheeto Chip | Lay Chip |
| Elon Musk, pre-SNL | Elon Musk, Post-SNL |
| Bill Clinton’s Saxophone | Ronald Reagan’s Smile |
| Kamala Harris’ Gun | The Blown-Off Sliver of Trump’s Left Ear |
| White Man with College Degree | White Man without College Degree |
| The State of Georgia, 2020 | The State of Georgia, Any Other Time |
| Handsome Dan | Handsome Dan |
–B. Soti
