My Successful Summer Side Hustles

1. Lemonade stand
2. DJing
3. Car Wash (sexual) 
4. Borrowing clothes from stores long-term
5. SAT tutoring (selling my Adderall)
6. Selling pics of my friends’ feet 
7. Teaching kids basic life skills by having them do my laundry
8. Selling borrowed clothes
9. Jumping in front of moving cars (insurance)
10. Organ donation (non-sexual)

–J. Propp