Harold Camping, the preacher that predicted Armageddon last May 21, says the world’s ACTUALLY going to end this Friday. Now that you know, what are your plans for the week?
• Better start using all those Groupons
• Prepare the perfect ironic post-Rapture tweet
• Finally read War and Peace‘s Wikipedia summary
• Propose to every girl I’ve ever had a crush on, just to see if it would have worked
• Arraignment for May 21 killing spree.
—Staff (Chernicoff, Cohen-Wade, Klumpp)
More responses: @Record_electric, and at #preraptureplans
(…and if you want another comic take on Armageddon, check out “The End of the World” by Beyond the Fringe.)
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