- Oyster stew.
- Clam chowder, but instead of clams, it’s live tadpoles. And, instead of chowder, it’s the water in which they live.
- Chicken noodle soup made with a bathwater stock you collected in a totally normal, non-creepy way.
- The primordial soup.
- Cauldron brew: eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, two boxes of Valentine’s Day special-edition Skittles.
- Bowl of tears, wept at the thought of how beautiful your future children will be.
- Alphabet soup, with very specific messages.
- Gazpacho.
–I. Gill and B. Soti
