- HOW MANY DOGS, HOW MUCH DOG
How many franks in a fresh white bun?
Depends how dense you stuff it.
How many buns in a loaf?
Depends how thin you cut it.
How much dog production in a day?
Depends how hard you work ‘em.
How much love inside a hot dog?
Depends how well you make ‘em.
- BUNS
She was a hot dog
And so was he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for another frank
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by each other—
And never knew.
— A. Calkins
