Tasteful Pornos I Should Have Starred In

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bone
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretions
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner with an Ass to Bang
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Desire
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
6. Harry Potter and the Half Chub Prince
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows (Part I)
8. Cars 2
9. Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows (Part II)

—A. Buchholz