The fear of heights evolved from a fear of birds
The fear of birds evolved from my grandma’s parrot that knows too much
The fear of snakes evolved from the Garden of Eden incident
The fear of women evolved from the Garden of Eden incident
The fear of water evolved from peeing the cave bed and being made fun of by your cave family
The fear of failure evolved from when cave kids were mean at cave school
Homophobia evolved from when Homo Erectus was mean at cave school
The fear of public speaking evolved from when the other cave kid at the cave school Drawing Bee got “buffalo” (easy) and you got “car” (not yet invented, hard to visualize)
The fear of tight spaces evolved from cave women having narrower birthing canals
The fear of phobias evolved from the National Geographic Issue
—Staff
