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- The loose granola in every crevice
- The “Coexist” bumper sticker
- The loose fermented arugula slaw in every crevice
- Booster seats for Calliope and Xander, who are being raised on a strict diet of Paleo food and adventure
- The “cup holder” that somehow only fits mason jars
- The full Melissa Etheridge Deluxe CD collection, even though Xander broke the CD player in 2012 while exploring his sexuality
- Most of an IKEA toolkit
- The “This Car Climbed Mount Washington” bumper sticker
- The faint echoes of NPR, long after you turn the radio off
- Love (white teens making out with the seats all the way down)
—C. Cohen
