This article originally appeared in the Just for Teens Issue
Water Pong: Beer Pong, but with a fun twist: legality.
Take a Shot of Water Every Time You Are Not Hydrated: Take one (1) shot of water every time you are not hydrated. The great thing about this game is that you can play it alone at home while your classmates are having sex with each other.
Cheers (H)2(O) the Governor: This game is a fun mental exercise because you have to remember an intricate set of rules as you—actually, we’re not going to lie. This game is only fun if you’re getting progressively shitfaced, so just wait until you’re 21 for this one.
Sober Jenga®: This is almost identical to regular Jenga® except the rule book for Sober Jenga® does not encourage parents to give their children wine before playing if they “want to make things a little more interesting.”
Read the Text of the National Minimum Drinking Age Law to Remind Yourselves That Underage Consumption of Alcohol is a Criminal Offense Punishable by up to 6 Months in Prison: Take a sip of water each time you encounter the phrase “underage consumption of alcohol is a criminal offense punishable by up to 6 months in prison.”
—S. To
