Signs Your Roommate Wasn’t a Valedictorian

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Detectably lower self-worth

Her parents gave her a smaller hug on move-in day

Big, loud birds peck on her window in the middle of the
night

She is always trailed by the voices of ghosts whispering
“Second best”

She has some kind of talent or something

She isn’t a dick

—Staff

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