Signs Your Roommate Is Actually A Majestic Bison

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When you ask them about their day, they respond with a
low mooing noise

They’re a huge slob

They have no belongings, only pounds and pounds of
grass

You know when you’re about to get sexiled because they
start secreting a potent musk

They shit literally everywhere, and are visibly a bison

 

—S. Savitz

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