Pope Innocent V (ironically)
Pope Whoremonger II (less ironically)
Pope Benedict Roman Numerals
Pope Urban X (surprisingly lascivious)
Pope “Urban” XI (surprisingly “articulate,” brought a
“diverse” and “sassy” perspective to the Church)
Pope xXxChildLoverxXx@hotmail.com
Pope Boniface VIII (nicknamed “Pope Boner Face”)
Pope Leo V: The Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
Pope John XX (established skirt-chaser)
Antipope John XX (his arch nemesis in skirt-chasing)
Pope Lecherus V (actually a pretty good guy)
Pope Gregory LXIX (the name says it all)
—S. Savitz
