Water
Weight-loss pills
U.S. flag (edit: according to NBC News, Tennessee did so in 2006)
The philosophical concept of love
Semen (edit: refer to www.cookingwithcum.com)
Canadian tears
Patriotism
Guns
Taxes
Re-refried beans
Shame
Balloons, probably
Justin Bieber (however, soon to be roasted)
Your parents’ disapproval
The Chinese economy
-J. Shi
