Flimsy Excuses to go on a Quest

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You look good in chain mail
You live in TD
Your tiger mom forced you to
An old guy of questionable mental stability told you that
you were special
You skimmed Eat, Pray, Love
You need to lose ten pounds
You wanted to win the heart of the fairest (only) maiden
in the entryway
You were disappointed with political gridlock in the
Imperial Empire
You were sick of people asking, “What can you do with
a medieval studies degree?”
You’re eleventy-one and having a hobbit mid-life crisis Your game of Truth or Dare went horribly awry
You missed your stop on Metro-North
The “Quest Resolution” passed congress by 1 vote
You wanted to avenge the natural death of your parents If you find him, the dragon will give you his Netflix password #Quest was trending on twitter
Peer pressure
-Staff

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