Dear Wildcats,
This is our seventeenth game against
the St. George Dragons, and in Edison
Magnet School history we are 0 and
16. See them praying over there on the
sideline? I think that’s their secret. Now,
I don’t believe in God, and neither do
most of you, but we’re going to have to
come up with something holy right now,
or this won’t be a fair fight. Any ideas?
Hurry up–the kickoff’s in ten minutes,
Coach Ross
