Single, but I get around
In a hostile domestic situation with
In a hostile, foreign, and militarized situation with
Single, but probably sleeping with your boyfriend
Sexually and emotionally unfulfilled by
In a relationship, but just for the sex with
In a relationship, but just for the money of
Single as Fuck
Loves him, but wishes there was a bigger penis on
In a relationship, but just to fulfill my psychopathic need for a relationship
SO FUCKING SINGLE
Single BECAUSE JAMES FRANCO IS ANÂ ASSHOLE AND LINCOLN SEDLACEK ISÂ A CHEATING ASSHOLE
Wouldn’t you like to know?
For the love of God, fuck me, I’m single
But seriously folks, the author of this piece is singleÂ
—M. Taylor
