Things About Geography the Record Still Doesn’t Understand

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  • The condiments ketchup, mustard, and South America
  • If buttes are supposed to be censored
  • Whether crossing the International Date Line makes you a time traveler
  • What a “rock lobster” is
  • Canyons and can’tyon
  • Why it takes so long to travel to NYC when it’s only an inch away on the map
  • If lava is Earth vomit
  • What kind of rock Geodude is
  • How to ford fjords
  • Why we never see crazy things down by bay
  • Why Florida is bigger flaccid than Cape Cod is erect

— L. Sedlacek

 

 

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