- The condiments ketchup, mustard, and South America
- If buttes are supposed to be censored
- Whether crossing the International Date Line makes you a time traveler
- What a “rock lobster†is
- Canyons and can’tyon
- Why it takes so long to travel to NYC when it’s only an inch away on the map
- If lava is Earth vomit
- What kind of rock Geodude is
- How to ford fjords
- Why we never see crazy things down by bay
- Why Florida is bigger flaccid than Cape Cod is erect
— L. Sedlacek