Dear Jeff,
Just because you got your PhD, it doesn’t mean you have to go around telling everyone to call you Dr. Wilks. I’m getting really sick of the fact that any time anyone calls you “doctor†you say something like “the doctor is in†or “did somebody call the doctor?†or “what’s the status, doctor?†We don’t care that the doctor is in, nobody called you, and the status is that you’re a pain in the ass.
-Connie
