Last week, actor Shia LeBoeuf reportedly got “pummeled” by a shirtless man outside a Vancouver nightclub. What was the reason?
• Poorly-considered remarks about Jacques Cartier
• Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• That’s what shirtless men outside nightclubs do
• The first rule of Pummel Club is: You do not talk about Pummel Club
• He was probably in there doing Shia LeBoeuf shit
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