Some stray tweets by LeBron James have fueled speculation that he might play in the NFL. What other ways could LeBron spend the NBA lockout?
• Maybe his mom could call up Delonte West and get him a job at the furniture store?
• United States Representative, 9th District of New York
• freelance thing-on-high-shelf-reacher
• Tiger’s wingman
• release bluegrass album
• reality show with Shaq entitled “You Don’t Care What This Show Is Called, You’re Watching It Regardless”
• Betraying Cleveland, somehow
—Staff (Bildersee, Chernicoff, Thornton)
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