Doctors report that vigorous sexual intercourse can cause temporary memory loss. What are some other side-effects of a good boink?
• I’m sorry–can you repeat the question?
• Temporary feeling of fulfillment, self-worth
• Voices in head stop screaming “engage in vigorous sexual intercourse”
• Pinecone shards caught in your hair; small twigs caught in your fat rolls
• Lifetime banishment from Denny’s
• A really clever post-coital tweet.
—Staff (Bildersee, Chernicoff, Cohen-Wade)
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