The cat is meowing outside your bedroom door. It’s been going on for hours. She has food and water. WHY IS SHE CRYING?
• Doesn’t agree with selection of Swedish poet Tomas Transtromer for Nobel Prize
• Staging Occupy Your Apartment
• Still remembers day she got her first Mac
• Obviously never heard of “cat who cried ‘tuna'”
• Someone has broken into your place, is benching all your best fantasy players
• Post-Traumatic Vet Syndrome
—Staff
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