Dear Pizza Lovers,
Sure there are a lot of pizza joints in New Haven. But where else are you going to go if you want yours with a human head?
Proudly,
Bob’s Human Head Pizza
Dear Pizza Lovers,
Sorry, but I forgot to tell you about our most brilliant marketing ploy. You know how all the other pizza shops’ boxes say, “You’ve tried the rest, now try the bestâ€? Well ours say, “You’ve tried the rest, now try one with a HUMAN HEAD!â€
Once again,
Bob’s Human Head Pizza