A new bio of Sarah Palin claims that she had a one night stand with NBA star Glen Rice. What other bombshells are in the book?
• She reads
• Trademark glasses not even prescription
• Todd Palin bottlenose dolphin with an awesome disguise
• Huuuuuuuuuuuuge Dune fan. Like, huge
• Secret, Kenyan-born Muslim sent to destroy America
• ‘Bridge to Nowhere’ actually incredibly useful
• No sex tape, but ’02 five-way primary is on YouTube
• Initial popularity among Alaskans due to widespread hypothermia
• Cannot actually play flute, just amazing ventrilohummer
• Glen Rice also slept with John McCain.
—Staff (Bildersee, Chernicoff, Gandert, Harris)
