Dear Applicant,
Thank you for submitting your resume and cover letter. Unfortunately, all of our investment banking positions have been filled. For future reference, correct business letter format includes neither a forgery of my signature, nor a labeled diagram of the “magnetic attraction†you perceive between us. In fact, if you are drawing a heart-bordered picture of yourself holding hands with any current employee, then you are doing something wrong.
Susan Pitcher
Human Resource Director
J. P. Morgan
