Dear Brothers Grimm,
We are aspiring fairy tale writers, here is our first story:
“Once there was a magical duck who used blueberries instead of hemoglobin for oxygen transfer. One day he met a fairy princess with a bestiality fetish. They had blueberry duck babies and likved happily ever after. And one of the babies was named Mother Teresa. The end.”
What do you think?
—The Brothers Jovial
