Some of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems
- Seasonal Affective Disorder
- Still waiting on the Arrested Development movie
- Can’t remember where he put the Netflix return envelope
- Out of olive oil, and it’s Italian night
- Citgo mini-mart doesn’t stock Mountain Dew Livewire anymore
- Cat got sick in the living room again
- Can’t find the battery cover for the DVD remote
- Always forgets the difference between insure and ensure
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas won’t return his calls
- Racial profiling
