1. Guess who wrote that passive-aggressive note on the yogurt
  2. “Fix” the Q2 2017 income statements to account for the $10 million discrepancy in profits
  3. Potato Sack Race, to remind them what they’ll be wearing if they quit this job
  4. Compete to see who can enter the sequential $100 bills into the balance sheet fastest
  5. Assign fun superlatives like “Best cubicle décor” or “Most likely to rat to the SEC”
  6. Shred any documents that tie the CEO to South American Opium Cartels
  7. A scavenger hunt

—Staff