Forgetting to put detergent in the washing machine
The first time you get sexiled
Remembering to put Kool-Aid in the washing machine
Having fewer Facebook friends than a humble Samoyed
Mastering the art of pooping in public
Squirrels everywhere
Timothy Dwight College
Miscalculating the number of apples in a Durfee’s swipe
Correctly calculating the number of apples in a Durfee’s swipe but then accidentally throwing them all into traffic
Tour groups everywhere
Bunk beds
The 23rd time you get sexiled
Midterms everywhere
Finding condoms between the couch cushions
Seeing your FroCo at Woads
Having even more gorgeous white hair than a humble Samoyed
Can I get a Dean’s Excuse for that?
—R. Treisman
