- Do Easter eggs come from Easter bunnies?
Yes, yes they do. The bunnies lay them straight into the baskets, and they even come out rainbow.
- At what age do boys start getting resurrections?
Usually between 10 and 12, though Jesus was 33.
- Did Aunt Helen put celery in the eggs again?
- Where did Grandma go?
Well, she was last spotted at the starting line for the egg hunt. I think I saw her running off into the woods, trampling Cousin Johnny on the way to a trove of Kit Kats. Let’s start there.
- How many chocolate bunnies can I eat without throwing up?
One…Two…Three… Three. It’s three.